Dude Perfect - The Pet Peeves
Dude Perfect By The Pet Peeves Song Lyrics In English: The Pet Peeves is a new English Song that has released in 2021. The Pet Peeves song is sung by Dude Perfect, and the music is composed by Dude Perfect, Which has song The Pet Peeves lyrics written By Ben Rogers.
"Song Details"
Song: The Pet Peeves
Singer: Dude Perfect
lyrics: Ben Rogers
Singer: Dude Perfect
lyrics: Ben Rogers
Music: Dude Perfect
Music label: Dude Perfect
The Pet Peeves Song Lyrics In English
Sup fellas?
Dude Perfect
Yas, Yas.. Ha-ha ha-ha
Why are u talking like that?
Recording a lit video, bro
A song about pet peeves, brah
That’s interesting
My number one pet peeve is people over using "Bro" and "Brah"
I hear u, bro
But, pet peeves are makin' my life a grind, brah
U’re actually grindin on my nerves
Like, r8 now
Man, listen
I’mma break it down with precision
The mission is to expose pet peeve conditions
I will list 'em, like couples who over-say "bae"
Or people goin' around sayin' that’s cray-cray
Man I gotta be honest, I was really hopin'
U could stop eating with your mouth wide open
And try Scoping please back up off me
Breath smellin' like burnt dog poop and coffee
And stop these baby-naming catastrophes
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
And I am sick of passin' these dogs that bark a lot
Why are u leaving grocery carts in the parkin lot?
And whether it’s dark or not
Why oh why. oh why.. oh why
Are u takin two parkin spots?
'Cause u’re driving nuts
Like missin' one foot puts
I think i am hatin' your guts
It’s simply too much
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life. my life.. my life.. oh
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
A grind. a grind.. a grind.. a grind.. oh
It happens every day
Why must it be this way?
Another couple throwin' down excessive PDA
And what am I supposed to do?
It always lights my fuse
When i squeeze mustard
But, all i get is mustard juice
You know what really grinds my gears?
Is when someone's watching a movie
And the other guy's like not paying attention
And then he asks like a million questions
Dude, you do that
Wait, what?
No, I don't, Yes, u do, Bro
Dude Perfect
Listen up, it will be worth it
I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
Or no toilet paper over by the commode
Or someone breaking the code of eatin' food off my plate
They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate
I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face
Or people talkin' in a movie
This is such a disgrace
Or people walking round town loud talking their phone
I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone
I hate sign-stealin' cheaters (One-up story tellers)
Constant interrupters, BO body smellers
'Cause u’re driving nuts
Like missin' one foot puts
I think i am hatin' your guts
It’s simply too much
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life. my life.. my life.. oh
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
A grind. a grind.. a grind.. a grind.. oh
It happens every day
I can’t believe when I see
Someone refuse to cover their mouth
When they have to sneeze
And what am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to breathe?
When someone says "supposably" instead of "supposedly"
Oh, and another one of my pet peeves is when you go to a restaurant
And the waiter like insists on not writing the order down
Like he's from Harvard and trying to showboat
And then he gets the whole thing wrong, Yeah, totally
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life. my life.. my life.. oh
Pet peeves are on my mind
Makin' my life a grind
Pet peeves are on my mind
A grind. a grind.. a grind.. a grind.. oh
Just thought of my biggest pet peeve
People that think they can sing but they can't
Oh, dude
How bad is that?
So true, Oh, they're oblivious
They don't know how bad they are
They have no idea
It's like plan B, I can't do this
I guess I'll be a singer on YouTube
The Pet Peeves Song Lyrics In English Source
https://www.lyricstuneful.com/2021/05/dude-perfect-pet-peeves-lyrics.html
The Pet Peeves Video Song
Written BY:
Ben Rogers